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Anagram Humor

An Anagram, as we all know, is a word or phrase made by transposing or rearranging the letters of another word or phrase. The following examples are quite astounding!

Dormitory == Dirty Room

Evangelist == Evil's Agent

Desperation == A Rope Ends It

The Morse Code == Here Come Dots

Slot Machines == Cash Lost in 'em

Animosity == Is No Amity

Mother-in-law == Woman Hitler

Snooze Alarms == Alas! No More Z's

Alec Guinness == Genuine Class

Semolina == Is No Meal

The Public Art Galleries == Large Picture Halls, I Bet

A Decimal Point == I'm a Dot in Place

The Earthquakes == That Queer Shake

Eleven plus two == Twelve plus one

Contradiction == Accord not in it

This one's amazing: [From Hamlet by Shakespeare]

To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. ==
In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten.

Politicians:
George Herbert Walker Bush == Huge Berserk Rebel Warthog

George Bush == He bugs Gore

Ronald Wilson Reagan == A long-insane Warlord (or Insane Anglo warlord)

Ronald Reagan == A darn long era

Leroy Newton Gingrich == Yon Right-winger Clone

Margaret Thatcher == That great charmer

The Conservative Party == Teacher in vast poverty

And the grand finale:

"That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind."-Neil A. Armstrong.
== A thin man ran; makes a large stride; left planet, pins flag on moon! On to Mars!

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Zionism and Israel Pages http://zionism.netfirms.com http://www.zionism-israel.com Zionism and Israel Information Center and http://www.zionismontheweb.org Zionism and Israel On the Web

Wikipedia article about Zionism - A comprehensive article including the history of Zionism as well as links to specific topics and articles about anti-Zionism.

Zionism - Definition and Brief History - A balanced article that covers the definitions and history of Zionism as well as opposition to Zionism and criticisms by Arabs, Jewish anti-Zionists.

A History of Zionism and the Creation of Israel - http://www.zionism-israel.com/zionism_history.htm A detailed history from the Zionist point of view that discusses and addresses some criticisms of Zionism.

Labor Zionism - Early History and Critique - Contribution of Labor Zionism to the creation of the Jewish state, and problems of Labor Zionism in a changing reality.

The US Library of congress has a comprehensive and balanced set of articles about Zionism:

Zionist Precursors - US Library of Congress

Political Zionism - US Library of Congress

Cultural Zionism - US Library of Congress

Labor Zionism - US Library of Congress

Revisionist Zionism - US Library of Congress

Active Zionism - A Zionist advocacy site with many useful links

PEACE Watch - Middle East Dialog and Peace Process

Concise Guide to Israeli-Zionist CyberSpace

MidEastWeb Middle East News History, Israeli-Palestinian Conflict Maps

Zionism and Its Impact - The effect of Zionist Settlement on Arab Palestinian Economy and Society http

Ameinu Progressive Zionist Organization