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Easter Bunny Joke (Puns)

A man was driving along the highway and saw the Easter bunny hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting it, but the bunny jumped right back in front of the car and was hit. The basket of eggs and candy went flying all over the place. The driver was a very sensitive person, as well as an animal lover. He pulled over to the side of the road to see what happened to the Easter bunny. Much to his sadness, the colorful Easter bunny was dead.

The driver felt so awful that he began to cry. A woman driving down the road saw him, pulled over and stopped. She got out of her car and asked the man what happened.

"I feel terrible", the man said. "I accidentally hit the Easter bunny and killed it. There also may not be an Easter because of this. What should I do?"

The woman told the man not to worry, that she knew what to do. She went to the trunk of her car and pulled out a spray can.

She went over to the Easter bunny and sprayed the contents all over the furry animal. Miraculously, the Easter bunny came back to life, jumped up, gathered the eggs and candy, waved its paw at the man and woman and hopped down the road.

Fifty yards away the Easter bunny stopped, turned around, waved and then hopped down the road. Fifty yards away the Bunny stopped again, turned around and waved. In about fifty yards, he again stopped, turned around and waved.

The man was astonished. He couldn't figure out what was in the spray can. He asked the woman, "what's in your spray can, what did you spray on the bunny?"

The woman turned the can around so the man could read the label. It read: "Hair Spray. Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave."

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