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Top Ten List of Silliest Questions asked on a Cruise Ship
by Paul Grayson, Cruise Director for the Royal Caribbean Cruise Line's Sovereign of the Seas Cruise Ship - 1998
10. " Do these steps go up or down? "
9. " What do you do with the beautiful ice carvings after they melt? "
8. " Which elevator do I take to get to the front of the ship? "
7. " Does the crew sleep on the ship? "
6. " Is this island completely surrounded by water? "
5. " Does the ship make its own electricity? "
4. " Is it salt water in the toilets? "
3. " What elevation are we at? "
2. " There's a photographer on board who takes photos and displays them the next day...
the question asked..."If the pictures aren't marked, how will I know which ones are mine?"
1. " What time is the Midnight Buffet being served? "
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Wikipedia article about Zionism
- A comprehensive article including the history of Zionism as well as links to specific topics and articles about anti-Zionism.Zionism - Definition and Brief History - A balanced article that covers the definitions and history of Zionism as well as opposition to Zionism and criticisms by Arabs, Jewish anti-Zionists.
A History of Zionism and the Creation of Israel
- http://www.zionism-israel.com/zionism_history.htm A detailed history from the Zionist point of view that discusses and addresses some criticisms of Zionism.Labor Zionism - Early History and Critique - Contribution of Labor Zionism to the creation of the Jewish state, and problems of Labor Zionism in a changing reality.
The US Library of congress has a comprehensive and balanced set of articles about Zionism:
Zionist Precursors - US Library of Congress
Political Zionism - US Library of Congress
Cultural Zionism - US Library of Congress
Labor Zionism - US Library of Congress
Revisionist Zionism - US Library of Congress
Active Zionism - A Zionist advocacy site with many useful links
PEACE Watch - Middle East Dialog and Peace Process
Concise Guide to Israeli-Zionist CyberSpace
MidEastWeb Middle East News History, Israeli-Palestinian Conflict Maps
Ameinu Progressive Zionist Organization
Jewish Agency History of Zionism
istorical Society of Jews from EgyptThe Peace Encyclopedia: Zionism
Crash Course in Jewish History Part 63 - Modern Zionism
La Bibliothèque Proche Orientale- Le Grand Mufti Husseini
The Grand Mufti Hajj Amin El Husseini
JewishEncyclopedia.com - ZIONISM
Doing Zionism - Department for Zionist Activities - WZO
- israelinformatie- Zionisme Israel/Jodendom Israelisch-Palestijns Conflict Anti-Semitisme Shoa - a Dutch Web site with many useful Jewish, Zionism and Israel links (in English too).New Age Zionism: Holding On as the World Turns
lSnunit - 100 Years of Zionism
Judaism Reading List: Zionism (Pt. IX)
Zionism - The Beginnings : Jewish History from WUJS
Is Zionism Colonialism? The Root Lie - Martin Kramer
AllRefer.com - Israel - Labor Zionism | Israeli Information Resource
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