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* Jesus is coming, everyone look busy.

* Born free... taxed to death.

* The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

* A cat almost always blinks when hit in the head with a ball peen hammer.

* There's too much blood in my alcohol system.

* I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

* Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.

* WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

* You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

* BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.

* I got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever made.

* So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute!

* Jesus may love you, but he won't respect you in the morning.

* I need someone really bad... are you really bad?

* If, a two letter word for futility.

* Earth first...we'll mine the other planets later.

* Give pizza chants.

* Don't hit me. My lawyer's in jail.

* This isn't burger king, you can't have it your way.

* If something goes without saying, LET IT!

* If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.

* Prevent inbreeding: ban country music.

* As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

* Hang up and drive.

* WARNING! Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition

* I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather ... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

* Jesus died for my sins and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

* Lord save me from your followers.

* Guns don't kill people, postal workers do.

* Born again pagan.

* I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

* There's too much youth, how about a fountain of smart.

* Forget about World Peace.....Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!

* Warning: Dates on calendar are closer than they appear.

* Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

* Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock.

* I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with subatomic particles.

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Zionism and Israel Pages http://zionism.netfirms.com http://www.zionism-israel.com Zionism and Israel Information Center and http://www.zionismontheweb.org Zionism and Israel On the Web

Wikipedia article about Zionism - A comprehensive article including the history of Zionism as well as links to specific topics and articles about anti-Zionism.

Zionism - Definition and Brief History - A balanced article that covers the definitions and history of Zionism as well as opposition to Zionism and criticisms by Arabs, Jewish anti-Zionists.

A History of Zionism and the Creation of Israel - http://www.zionism-israel.com/zionism_history.htm A detailed history from the Zionist point of view that discusses and addresses some criticisms of Zionism.

Labor Zionism - Early History and Critique - Contribution of Labor Zionism to the creation of the Jewish state, and problems of Labor Zionism in a changing reality.

The US Library of congress has a comprehensive and balanced set of articles about Zionism:

Zionist Precursors - US Library of Congress

Political Zionism - US Library of Congress

Cultural Zionism - US Library of Congress

Labor Zionism - US Library of Congress

Revisionist Zionism - US Library of Congress

Active Zionism - A Zionist advocacy site with many useful links

PEACE Watch - Middle East Dialog and Peace Process

Concise Guide to Israeli-Zionist CyberSpace

MidEastWeb Middle East News History, Israeli-Palestinian Conflict Maps

Zionism and Its Impact - The effect of Zionist Settlement on Arab Palestinian Economy and Society http

Ameinu Progressive Zionist Organization